HOSTAMANIA is already being felt across the internet – the “other guys” have just hired a Hollywood kung-fu fruitcake to be their spokesman! Not even 24 hours after I announced the world of hurt I intend to put on these unreliable web hosts and they are running scared!
Can you believe this, brother? They’ve got this little punk playing a rainbow flute on their homepage!
How do you think a FLUTE is going to stand up to these 24 inch pythons??
Weak mascots of the web hosting world – whatchu’ gonna do when HOSTAMANIA runs WILD on you?